Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Prediction: Bandh Tomorrow followed by PIL

I can see & forecast future events. I am brilliant. Maybe i should start charging people .....

Nope., i am but anyone who can predict what is gonna happen, but when you do things like this in India, i know what follows. The "this" incident is the launch of Vijay Mallya's Kingfisher Swimsuit Calendar on the lines of SI Swimsuit calendar.

Why no links to the 2 calendars? Please note that this is a highly respected blog with respectable opinions and respectable people visiting it and more importantly a very respectable person authoring the blog. You get that?

But i do know what is going to happen:
  1. VHP & the right-wing protestants will take offense to this demeanization of Indian culture
  2. Some Mumbai / New Delhi advocate will file a Public Interest Litigation (PIL) in either the high court or supreme court and get his moment of fame with newspapers and news report channels
  3. Fundamentalists will call for a bandh and go on a rampage destroying public property
  4. Womens right group will critize the calendar as an insult to nari-mani.
  5. Men & yes, men would gather to .... never mind ....

Aren't things here very predictable.

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