26/11 - Pathetic Paki response

Interior Ministry chief Rehman Malik: Some part of the conspiracy has taken place in Pakistan. We have lodged an FIR [first information report] into the case

Glad we got that cleared. And i think the Minister or Ministry chief or whatever they call him these days, is correct. Talking to reporters off-the-record, he later confessed that some part of the conspiracy was planned outside Pakistan and gave examples of these:

• Who should cook meals during the time spent on Kuber from Karachi to Mumbai
• Ring tones for their mobile phones
• Dress code during the attacks
• The person responsible for inflating the raft 

The minister claimed that Pakistan spent $5 million finding these vital clues and hence the same should not be ignored by India.

In other news, Guiness Book of World Records announced that the Pakistani Government representative (Pak President) has created a new record for the time spent by any person  with his/her head buried in sand. The feat started in 1947 and has continued as tradition to this very day. President Asif Ali Zardari, earlier known as Mr. 10 or Benezir Butto's husband, dedicated this performance to the relentless efforts of his predecessors. He said, "I shall continue to uphold this tradition of Pakistan Presidents who don't want to see the ground realities and are entrapped in a false world & false respect for their position vis-a-vis India". He also made other statements that weren't heard clearly from the sand patch.